February 9, 2010
08:49
I share because its rare. Few things piss me off. This car blocked us in, after I cleared a way out! http://post.ly/MxUP
February 8, 2010
17:51
16:33
The WJZ weatherlady reminds me of both Suze Orman and Rachel Ray. She just excitedly said, "Another...! 18...! Inches...! I - know!"
February 7, 2010
22:24
Reading twitter tonight is like watching a football game in reverse.
20:02
Who's gonna say it with me - "Tone Def".
13:17
07:34
February 6, 2010
16:17
A guy just drove down our street on a snow mobile. It was like a very cold version of Madmax where hot chocolate is the currency.
13:35
WJZ says 26.5 inches so far... and its still snowing! We've got all the supplies to play house with Judah for a few days!
08:32
I went to sleep at home in Baltimore but woke up on the planet Hoth. I just saw Han Solo ride by on a Ton-Ton.
February 4, 2010
21:48
Apparently, when people stock up before a blizzard... they buy the cheap bread. More grains = more loaves left. Lucky for me!
09:14
RT @NutritionDiva: Ellen DeGeneres is looking for a nutritionist to come on her show. Want to recommend me? Send her an email:... http:/ ...
February 2, 2010
07:50
I learned something from a 3 week old human today. An uninhibited, full body stretch after waking feels pretty awesome.
February 1, 2010
21:38
18:20
Aww... WBAL's weatherman admits the snowstorm was worse than he predicted last week. THIS is the transparency Obama promised.
January 31, 2010
21:31
12:26
I started paternity leave over a month ago -so- I've not been to the airport, watched the Weather Channel or read a USAToday in some time.
06:35
I went to my celebrity doppelgangers facebook profile and noticed they were using a picture of me!
January 30, 2010
18:57
The newborn part of the newborn adoption is the easy part... it's the rest that causes the sleepless nights.
January 28, 2010
18:05
WBAL worked "rage against the machine" and "democracy sausage" into the same story on MD politics.
13:49
No more Holden Caulfield. Maybe it's time to open the vault?
January 27, 2010
06:58
The PA lullaby = baby born. Old ladies at hospital coffee shop go nuts... happy to know the species will thrive after they split town.
January 26, 2010
10:16
January 25, 2010
13:05
Unlike most movies, books or albums... with parenthood, people say it's amazing - and it isn't overrated. It's underrated.
January 24, 2010
10:23
I've been listening to The Flamings Lips cover of DarkSide of the Moon nonstop. Trippy and respectful... even trippier when fatigued.
January 23, 2010
02:41
I need to get a strap for my glasses. Not because I plan on extreme sporting but because they fall off when I lean over to kiss my son.
January 22, 2010
15:34
Now I realize the "Crab Bake in Shell" at the Great China Buffet today was not the best.thing.ever like I thought it was at the time.
09:40
January 21, 2010
04:05
I had a dream I was on the run from the law and when they found me, I was excited to see they were using my Flickr pictures to ID me.
January 20, 2010
15:28
BelAir MD has lots of 'need for speed' type cars... if you're into that kind of thing. I'm not!
January 18, 2010
18:51
My Blog has a new post: My short career as Chris Winston - Overnight Disk Jockey: http://ping.fm/EdDbe
07:32
Reading Yelp reviews of local restaurants... it appears most five stars have one thing in common. "And they have KENO!"
06:36
On my 10th day in the hospital, I still have yet to find a perfect chair to read in... yet I know that chair in airports across the U.S.
January 17, 2010
11:08
January 16, 2010
15:50
I think the Ravens purple and white cammo is kinda silly. In what setting would this look help you evade the enemy?
January 15, 2010
08:02
My inbox is on fire with twitter spammers suddenly following me. What keyword did I use in a tweet to get on their radar?
January 14, 2010
09:05
In 35 years I have run back inside after leaving MANY things behind. Today is the 1st time I ran in after a wayward pacifier.
January 13, 2010
23:02
Best thing about hospitals... all the doors open for you. I predict soon after we leave - I walk into a door.
16:44
"Cracker Barrel is sublime. You can order chicken & dumplings w/ a side order of dumplings." - Killing yourself to live by Chuck Klosterman.
14:26
02:14
It's 2:13 am and I can't wait until 2:30 to feed Judah!
January 11, 2010
16:08
06:02
Unlike in the movies, when a static spark fired between my lips and my sons forehead as I kissed him, we didn't switch bodies.
January 10, 2010
14:13
Lots of pregnant Ravens fans in the hospital today. Either Ravens maternity jerseys or XXXL lineman jersyes.
08:29
January 9, 2010
06:49
00:48
Funny thing... the hospital room for adoptive parents is called the 'storking room'. How about that?
January 8, 2010
22:43
January 6, 2010
15:51
RT @baltimoresun: Curious about what happened with Marc Steiner and the Dixon resignation? Here's the info: http://bit.ly/8SmCN8
10:06
For those keeping score at home. The clock is winding down and The Storks still have just 2 on the board.
